Office kitchens suck. And this is the primary offense! How can anyone put something that smells like hot, wet, garbage in their mouth?
I had nothing in the house tonight. I had mac ‘n cheese, beans, stale tostada shells, hot sauce, and a scraping of sour cream. I had no idea what wonders lay ahead…
All-Consuming Hatred #4: Aged Rockers on Reality TV.
Reality TV, in general, is the bane of all creativity. But the worst of the worst is these aged rockers that realized at some point that they were completely irrelevant and could only make money by being a train wreck. I mean, I’m not expecting everyon to be as awesome as Ronnie James Dio over here, but have some fucking self respect.
All-Consuming Hatred #3: Jimmy John’s Employees.
Yeah, I get it that corporate makes them do this, but that makes it worse. Nothing worse than fake entrance and exit greetings. When I give you the money and you give me the food, that is the end of our transaction…don’t talk to me.
All-Consuming Hatred #2: Really wide cracks in stall doors in public restrooms.
All-Consuming Hatred #1: When people turn left through a bunch of traffic. You selfish prick! Find a damn stop-light and turn properly!
This is a butterball.
(Logo used without permission. Don’t sue me Butterball…everyone knows it’s yours.)
I draw inspiration from everywhere I go…even the supermarket! Hopefully she never sees this.
5-minute sketches. These are done to “cleanse my palette” between more serious work.
5-minute sketches. These are done to “cleanse my palette” between more serious work.
